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I support chuck norris by antonF I support chuck norris by antonF
Some facts about Chuck Norris you didn't knew:
1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
9. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
10. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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my first stamp ever.. hope you'll like it
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imposterman Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014
I used to find those stupid Chuck Norris jokes funny, but since he's made it clear he's an insane bigoted douchebag they've kinda lost their appeal...
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CometThePorcupine222 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
Because if you don't, he'll destroy the whole universe by flipping the bird
Chuck Norris: I'm This Unexcited=:BombingEscape:
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antonF Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
:D :D
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:iconcomettheporcupine222:
CometThePorcupine222 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Chuck Norris: *gives non-supporter a blank stare*

Non-supporter: AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!! *face melts*

Chuck Norris: Ah, now where was I? Oh yeah! Saying "fuck you" to the theory of relativity! WITH MY BEARD!!!
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antonF Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
:D :D :D 
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:iconcomettheporcupine222:
CometThePorcupine222 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
Lol
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Wariogirl-64 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I support him so much that I made an OC off of him check it out [link]
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:iconantonf:
antonF Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
:D thats really cool!
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:iconwariogirl-64:
Wariogirl-64 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks =)
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AnimeOtaku1020 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconfreeinternetplz: Take your free internet! :XD:
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:iconantonf:
antonF Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
well, thank you:)
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xmoo22 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
no
if you had a dollar and chuck norris had a dollar chuck norris would kick your as and take your dollar
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JudgeChaos Featured By Owner May 6, 2011
Chuck Norris!
ACHUCKANORRISSSSSS!!!!!!!
~Nostalgia Critic
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writemaster93 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Even though Chuck Norris doesn't need our support. But it's a good thing we support him anyway or he wouldn't let us live.
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ValkyrieCainIsMe Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
Did you get the facts from chuck norris facts online lol. I think i read them there. will fave this :D
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