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I support chuck norris

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Some facts about Chuck Norris you didn't knew:
1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
7. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
8. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
9. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
10. Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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